2devons Cat Box

While watching an episode of “George Gently”, a British mystery series, the two main Detectives visited a club. After looking around, one said: “This is a Tea Party place!”.

Translated, they were in a gay bar. Is any further comment necessary?

The alarm went off at our house Wednesday afternoon. (It turned out to be a false alarm and not the point of this posting.)

I called Fujie at the shop. She rushed home. Getting in her car she dropped an envelope containing a check from Central Fish.

We checked the Security cameras to see what happened; to see if she actually dropped the check. We found the time and that a guy, most likely Mexican, found it.

Here’s the surprising part, at least to me. He looked at it and walked back to the door and rang the bell.

The next day he put the check in our mail box.

This has pretty much fucked up my view of humanity. Here is a poor, homeless soul and he takes the time to return a check. Why? Some employed dick would never do this. He would just look at it and think about how stupid we are for losing it.

Anyway… Video next. The positive side of Video.

So, after saying hello to the Easter bunny and admiring his/her colorful eggs (hmm…I’ll write about that later), I googled the Old Testament which was written 2000+ years ago, to get some idea about heaven. Heaven! Was, as I understand, designed back when they didn’t have running water, indoor toilets, air conditioning, stoves, refrigerators, beds, radios, TV, iPhones, iPads, Internet, books, cars, designer underwear, the Kardashians, and on… And, as far as I read, no improvements have been made: you still have to poop in a hole, cover it up, and wipe with your left hand. Same old, same old.

What does Heaven have to offer? How was it designed? Well, as I understand, having not talked to the Pope, or some eVanJ, you die and go to a “better” place where you don’t have to cook or clean and you get to sit around all day listening to hymns and watching angels flap their wings. The hymns are on replay and sung by the same voices over and over and over. The angels flap but don’t talk and can’t actually fly because birds don’t go to heaven so they are clueless. Unfortunately, ooh, I mean fortunately, for you, you’ve been good, and you can’t leave: not that you would want to (wink, wink). This goes on for eternity which I guess means forever, and ever, and ever. A shining example of DULL!

And there are no iPads, no iPhones, no TV, no Internet, NO PETS, no anything. Who the Hell designed this Paradise? NO PETS? NO PETS? What? Only retards, or Frothy, would want to live, err die, err whatever it is, and end up there.

Can I opt out? Will I regret asking? Only time will tell. If I’m wrong, I coould end up in…

Hell! Which at least sounds interesting and warm and has never promised bliss. Oh, yeah, and they wake you occasionally to light you up, burn you, scare the shit out of you, and make you wish you hadn’t written, or read, this blog posting.

Actually, I think you just end up dead. No heaven. No hell. Just dead. All this other crap was just thought up by old men smoking strange weed in a desert setting.

There’s no stopping him now!

He got an endorsement from Donald Trump yesterday. Wow! How great is that?

Now…if he could only get Charlie Manson’s.

Three guys on bikes (stolen?) ride up. One sticks his face in the camera, cuts the cable and rips the camera off the wall. Making the camera useless. He and his buddies then go to the side of the building and see the light.

This is/was the camera on the front of our shop which I have now replaced and moved higher. The new camera can still be stolen; it’s just a bit more work to get at and with luck the thief will break a leg, or worse. Of course, we will then probably be sued for negligence.

If you know these bikers, please call the police. They won’t do anything about it and why would they when some demented judge here in Fresno just released a guy who has stolen over 1000 cars. Probably a relative or a butt buddy.

Thanks to Stephanie for posting this on youtube.

Whoever did this to this to a poor innocent cat should be tortured, dismembered, then shit on. And, just before he dies his entire fucking idiot family, living or dead, should be exterminated while he watches.

Then, cut his nuts off, feed them to him and turn him lose. Just before he thinks he’s gotten away, cut his fucking head off.

Fuck this asshole motherfucker and whoever is unfortunate enough to be related to him. This fucking excuse for a dildo should have been aborted.

I wish I felt better after this rant, but I don’t.

I almost wish I hadn’t lived long enough to read this.

Oh, yeah, and before I forget… If this cat had been labeled “Conservative” I would feel the same way.