2devons Cat Box

Obama selects an anti-gay bigot to give the invocation at his inauguration, which means if you’re gay, you just pissed away your vote; not that you had much choice.

Democrats in California remove taxes, add “fees,” and screw the people once more.

Nancy Pelosi says she won’t be pushed around by Obama. This after caving into Bush on everything, including that damn, endless war, for 8 years.

I think we are in for 4 years of good old Chicago politics coupled with no nothing, bumbling Democrats cluelessly passing crap to make our lives even worse.

Merry Christmas!

I am sitting here listening to her new album, Where You Live. She has always been great, but I haven’t bothered to listen to her in years.

And if it wasn’t for iTunes email I wouldn’t have found this album.

I should have been listening.

She is magnificent. A fucking treasure.

Buy this album. You won’t regret it.

After that, buy all her albums.

Is this how they speak in Alaska. Somehow I doubt it.

Would someone please translate these Sarah Palin statements into English?

I looked up “fungible” and it means, according to Merriam-Webster:

That’s pretty fucking helpful don’t you think? Seems like a perfect Sarah Palin word.

The woman is an idiot. Do we really want an idiot having the 2nd most powerful job in the world?

I guess we will find out on November 4th.

Oh, my God, here comes a piece now!

My mistake. It’s just Nancy Pelosi landing on her surgically altered face.

Jesus! Here comes another one!

Wrong again. It’s John McCain. He landed on his back and then flip-flopped. What a guy!

Obama seems to be hovering. What’s up with that?

One day he says he hasn’t doesn’t know anything about economics.

The next day he says he hasn’t read the 2 and a half page bailout proposal.

Yesterday he “cancels” his campaign and he’s off to DC to personally fix the economy.

Or, maybe I’m the one who’s demented because I just can’t figure out what he’s doing. I think I’ll go and reread Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. There might be a clue there.

Remember when you were a kid and wanted some toy and your Dad said: “Hey, kid, money doesn’t grow on trees”?

Well, Dad was obviously not a politician because in Washington D.C. and California (and probably every other state) money does grow on trees.

Need some money to “fix” those giant poorly run corporations that should be allowed to go broke? Wait a minute and your Congress will pick some money from the money tree; no strings attached. You can still mismanage your company until the next bailout. Plus you can give yourself a few million (no one is watching) while patting yourself on the back.

When corporate America whines about tough times, they can find solace in the money tree.

Does it matter that the country is broke? Nope! Pick some money from the money tree.

Balance the budget? Cut back spending? Nope! Pick some money from the money tree.

Accountability? Nope! Why would you want that? It’s free money from the money tree and as such…

The money tree. The money tree. Let’s all get down on our knees and sing praises to the money tree. Our new Lord and our new Savior. Hallelujah!

Do not ask what your Congress can do for you. To do for you would be WELFARE!